Go forth and be your yuckiest. Take your coffee with two splashes of Gatorade. Eat a chocolate cake in the sauna. Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and hug your body. If you want to use "funky" as your primary adjective, do so. Fart in a glass of milk and pass it to your brother. Replace your curtains with the Canadian flag. Watch Gummo and enjoy it. Soak your Smart Food in milk and chow it down like a bowl of cereal. Dress your doggie like a doggie for Halloween. Be a mime, be kewl, be funky!
Above all, be free!
Your buds Shaun and Peder
